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Remember that letter my son “wrote” to his crush last week? Well, I got a call from his assistant principal yesterday. This was after his teacher left an extremely cryptic (though decidedly shitty) message on my phone while I was at work.
Apparently this note was so inappropriate that the…
So I finished my degree. Didn’t get the mark I wanted, but at least I’m not a herpes-having art grad drop out who can’t tell the difference between a cake and a pony.*

Should I start using Tumblr again?
*This is a reference to a terrible article I read once. Don’t be thinking I’m shallow, or unable to think of the word ridden.
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Title and Redesign by Michael Molina who is part of this sketch group.
Heidi Murkoff and Sharon Mazel: What to Expect When You’re Expecting
I want this for my wall.
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dream-to-make-sleep-less-boring:
Han Hye Jin - Vogue Korea, May 2010
Kitty owns the car by ~HappyNisa
This cat has a car, your opinion is irrelevant.
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Glee - “Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah)”
The only reason I can tolerate this is the jacket opening. That’s the part in the original clip that my girlfriend and I love. So cheesy but Joan makes it hardcore, haha.
ahahahaha
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Love it, hahaha
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